NEWS
11/20/2007 11:50 PM Central
Finally got around to making a new comic! To think it's been over 2 months since I last updated! AHAHAHAHA!!! *sobs*
Anyway, I thought of a few good comics when I was at work, so here's one! As if anyone'll read it... Nick and Aaron should appreciate it, though.
Bastards did that shit without me. I've decided that I should at least do comics until we find an artist that'll actually COMMIT to drawing for us, that way you all can be entertained by our stupidity! Mwahahahahaha!!!!
-Allen
9/11/2007 6:25 PM Central
I've made a discovery! Stay away from the explosm.net forums. The comics are funny, but the admins of the site are morons. Along with 3/4 of the people on the forums. Yes, the same forum go-ers who suggest masturbation as a wonderful story idea for the interactive stories DARE to call me stupid. And the mods... they don't even know their own rules. Here's the rule I supposedly broke: Never post a pornographic/offensive picture in any of the forums. Link to it and give a warning. Now, here's the actual post they gave me the infraction for. Verbatum: Warning: Do not click this link unless you like watching infections being drained.
And then they edited it, took out the link, AND the warning and gave me an infraction.
Yeah. REALLY intelligent. They just prove every point I've ever made about the human race being populated by morons. I hope they choke and die. Seriously. And they gave me three points for apparently posting a pointless post which wasn't pointless because I actually wanted an opinion on that particular thing. Here's to explosm. May their site get hacked.
9/1/2007 10:13 AM Central
Nick is supposed to come visit in November, because he's apparently too gay to get me a birthday gift, even though I made him that badass comic for his birthday. It took a whole minute out of my time damn it! Two minutes if you count the time it takes to upload and update and shit. Anyway, I've long established repeatedly that he prefers the same sex over the opposite, which should be obvious by now if you know him. I didn't make another comic yet because, well, I'm lazy. However, this little tidbit is worth a news post, at least. http://maddox.xmission.com/
He's an opinionated asshole, and I find him hilarious, and quite often right. If anyone from DBBZV actually reads this comic, they should find some corrolation with his assholeness and mine. His page is worth at least a few shits and giggles. I should also mention the site I found it on. http://explosm.net, a funny web comic for those of us with a slightly twisted side. Anyway, my laziness is overcoming me. Go away and send me money or something.
7/26/2007 11:21 PM Central
I miss her and it sucks.
7/21/2007 12:32 AM Central
Working on adding an auto update script because I'm too lazy to edit 3 pages per comic. That and it'll make it easier for our artist to post new comics. Got the script up and shit, we're just perfectificating it. Yes. That's a word. Because I said it is. If you doubt me, you hate cookies. I'm too lazy to post a link so here's the address of the viewer. http://2ggcomics.com/comics/index.php
>.> I posted a link anyway cuz it's clicking 2 buttons. Did you copy and paste? HAHA! I WIN! I OWN YOUR SOUL NOW! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>.> I love you people for that. Gimme a kiss. DO IT! DO IT NOW! >.>
You're just jealous. I rule. I am the Cookie Overlord! AHAHAHAHAHA! Damn. Eyes are all blurry and shit. >.>
7/19/2007 5:55 AM Central
Attention! Nick likes manbutts!
Oh yeah... We got an artist. Finally.
5/15/2007 12:49 AM Central
RaWr! ANOTHER CHEAP STICK FIGURE COMIC! >.>
Typical... I come close to killing him, then Nick comes in and takes the final blow xD
5/14/2007 2:01 AM Central
Posted another cheap stick figure comic done in paint. Hey. At least this one doesn't involve a fart joke *nod nod*
4/28/2007 6:05 PM Central
Posted a new comic. Kind of a hint as to what's to come next :)
-Allen
4/24/2007 1:45 AM Central
This amuses me so deal with it. Also, it's a tribute to Kristen *nod nod* Cuz I'm an ass
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
4/20/2007 2:01 AM Central
HAPPY 4/20! Anyway, this is quite cool in its coolness *nod nod*
bleh, I can't get it to work so you'll have to click here
4/19/2007 12:01 AM Central
Two things. Nick is gay, and we have an artist :)
Met somebody through a forum on Inverloch, who introduced me to this girl who loves to draw :) Anywho... I'm gonna rewrite the scripts from memory cuz I think I stuck em on my flash drive, and I'm going to require NICK'S input on even more scripts. I can only actually remember one or two of them. Haven't decided if I want the comics to be in the order of the stuff that happened, or just random stuff. We don't really have a major plot line as of yet, as most of the shit we did together was just completely random based on how bored we were and whatever flammable objects we had handy. More soon :)
-Allen
4/15/2007 7:37 PM Central
Posted a sequel to the birthday gift comic that Nick sent me. Just a cheap ripoff comic >.> the bitch. Stealin my ideas >.> LOL. Until we get an actual artist, I'm afraid cheap stick figure comics is all we're going to be doing :P They're slightly entertaining though. Also, somebody good with PHP would be nice, so we could do an automatic update script, cuz we're lazy like that, and PHP gives me a headache. Took us forever just to get the forum up. Anyway, if you're interested in either job, email me at behemoth3@gmail.com
-Allen
4/13/2007 12:59 AM Central
Made a cheap stick figure comic in paint, just for Nick's birthday gift. Also, I was bored. And I love cookies. Just gotta say this too... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISON!
Anyway... Read the comic. Still need an artist. I'm not going to ALWAYS be bored. Wait. That's a lie. I'm always bored. And Nick will always be a bitch. With a vagina growing in his forehead from being skullfucked too much. Ho.
-Allen
4/12/2007 10:04 PM Central
Today be Aaron's birthday. The poser. >.> Happy birthday ho. Maybe I'll shoot you before the door opens sometime soon again.
On another note, we needeth an artistethetheth. If you would like to draw for the comic, my e-mail is behemoth3@gmail.com
E-mail me and maybe send me some examples of your fine works of art and stuffs, or just ask for my AIM, MSN, or Yahoo. Whatever works. Anyway...
Back to playing Rumble Roses XX! w00t!
-Allen
PS Was Nick's birthday on the 7th. Happy birthday you alcoholic druggy whore slut cunt bitchface poopymonsterheadpants
PSPS Who's yo daddy?
1/12/2007 11:43 PM Pacific
Ugh... the forum is now online. HOORAH BITCHES!
- Nick
1/9/2007 6:32AM Pacific
Finally finished the template.. I threw out several before deciding.. fuck it... let's just keep it basic... and by basic I mean html wise.. cause I am teh suk. I could use some photoshop skills too... -_-
Also... seeing as most of you won't ever see it... click here to see the "most badass 404 you've ever seen"
- Nick
1/8/2007 3:50 AM
Made a board... you can access it through here or click the link in the menu.
1/1/2007 12:38 AM
I'm having trouble setting up an automatic update PHP script so atm I'm making the comics their own individual pages, and they're just sprite comics I did for fun awhile back.
- Allen