05.19.08 9:41 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Well, screwing around with a new news system. Gonna use it to post game reviews and stuff on a subdivision of this site. It's quite promising. Easier to use than this + RSS support + google homepage support.
I might replace this one soon.
05.19.08 3:45 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: Let's talk GTA... Well, I was talking to Nick about GTA 4 the other day, and apparently it's shit. The only fun thing about it is the killing sprees you can go on, which are fun for about 20 minutes, then they're just old. The graphics are sexy, but that's about it. Kind of expected it after the last few iterations of GTA 3. I'm sitting here with a copy of San Andreas about a foot away from me (the worst of all the GTA games, I might add, got sick of it after the first few OMG WE R TEH GANGSTAS missions, not to mention the fact that the whole gangsta thing sickens me anyway). In my mind, Vice City was the best out of em all. I don't know if Nick played multiplayer on GTA 4 or not tho. Multiplayer might actually be fun, as that's the saving grace for a lot of games, and is the meat and bones of many game franchises (Counter-Strike anyone?). I don't know, I'm personally looking forward to the new Star Wars game. The Force Unleashed looks DAMN sexy graphics-wise, and what I read about the engine makes me pretty much shit myself in anticipation. Go here to see the wiki on it, and this is the official LucasArts site for it. The game engine itself is worth buying the game for. I mean, I've played the entire Jedi Knight series, in fact I have them all, and it looks like they were all just practice for this game. I mean, if you force throw a stormtrooper into a wall hard enough, he leaves a dent in the wall. If you throw him into the wall enough times, the wall collapses. Real world physics. I'm not talking ragdoll physics, although those are pretty realistic, I'm talking realistic particle simulation. The AI looks to be a huge improvement in game AI as well. No, not an improvement, a leap. Say you force throw a storm trooper off of a catwalk. If he's close enough to the edge of the catwalk, he tries to grab the edge. If he manages to grab the edge, he can climb back up, pick up a rifle or pistol or whatever off the ground and attack you with it. Or if you throw a crate at him, he does whatever he can to dodge the crate. Imagine GTA with THOSE physics. You crash a car into a building, the car goes THROUGH the wall. Or if you hit a tree, if the velocity and the mass of the car are enough, it knocks down the tree or leaves a dent. The possibilities of this engine are mindboggling. I'll spend HOURS just tossing stormtroopers around
LOL Yeah, I'm definitely thinking of setting up a blog page on the server just for this kind of stuff.
05.13.08 9:55 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: Thursday God I miss her. So many things I didn't say because I was too stupid to just come out and say it, some things I didn't say enough. She was smarter than both me and Nick combined and we both knew it and even Nick, with his grand ego, admits it. All she wanted to do was make me happy and I managed to fuck that up too.
Here comes another grand wedding date anniversary. Even if whatever god is out there forgives all sins, I can't forgive mine. To make a woman like her cry should get the death penalty. I'll keep on going, though. Maybe someday I'll be able to forgive myself.
05.08.08 8:04 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: I know it's kind of greedy of me but... Re-enabled the forum. Gonna start making comics and bugging Nick to make comics cuz he's lazy and FAT! You fatass! Lulz.
Also added a donate button, because it takes money to keep the site up and my bank account is like... drier than an ocean on the sun.
05.08.08 4:19 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: Microsoft Rolled out SP3 Well, Microsoft rolled out Windows XP Service Pack 3 on the 29th of last month officially. They're also no longer going to be issuing new licenses for Windows XP, which means they'll probably going to stop supporting it as well. This, in my mind, is a fairly bad move on Microsoft's part, as Windows Vista has many problems, including the steep hardware requirements, compatibility issues, and most newer MS products are Vista exclusive. Well, Vista exclusive for now anyway. Word on the cyber streets are that MS is going to be releasing a new Windows OS sometime next year. Will MS be as aggressive in its deployment? Maybe. I believe Vista is just an interim release, just like Windows ME (remember all the problems on that? Oh dear god, the list is too huge!). Microsoft may be shooting itself in the foot, as Vista sales have had a sharp drop since the release of the operating system and Apple is taking advantage of this with a huge anti-Vista campaign. I've used Vista on a couple of occasions, and aside from some security tweaks that seem to be more annoying than useful, a few desktop enhancements, DX 10, and changing the way the file browsing works, it seems more rushed. I've used newbie Linux distros more stable. The driver system is utter crap, the DRM system is more pointless than anything else, and its anti-pirating security is a joke. They should have stuck with XP. Maybe with the new version rolling out in 09-10, we might see some of those annoying things fixed. Your average user doesn't have the steep hardware requirements that Vista demands, (at least 4 gigs of RAM to get the system to run half decent?!!!) nor can they afford it. With prices going up for everything, only time will tell if MS is shooting themselves in the foot, or if their aggressive campaign will pay off.
01.18.08 2:52 am -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: lol I guess I should make a comic, eh? Meh. I'll get around to it!
HA! Nick never does any of the comics. I should start doing more inside jokes of stupid stuff he's done.
12.17.07 4:06 am -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: First issue script First episode script is done in paint and sent to the artist, I uploaded it to the comics so you can get a preview before it's redone and stuffs. Everything has a beginning, and thus, there it is!
11.27.07 5:20 am -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: Disabled the forum I've disabled the forum until I can get some full-time mods for it. I'm sick of cleaning up porn bot bullshit. Really, some of it is truly fuckin nasty shit.
11.25.07 11:01 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: the HTML Past week or so I been tweakin and modifying the html in places and such. I'm going to move shit around, like the vote banner on the bottom doesn't look sexy like it should, and I still don't know where I want to put the ads (Yes, ads. Server bill's gotta be paid.) I think I'm going to stick the vote box in the news box at the top so it doesn't look quite so intrusive. Nick's having a bitchfit cuz I'm screwing with stuff. I've bid on a few ad spaces on project wonderful. Hopefully, I'll get some visitors besides just people I'm pimpin the site out to. Who knows.
11.24.07 1:51 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: An artist We might have an artist. No more stick figures! >.>
I was gonna do the gerbil one next. Nick would have hated it if I'd done the gerbil one. A gerbil house, 5 box fans, three trash bags, and a cup. You do the math.
11.23.07 4:18 pm -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: Nick He's off and off more than a pregnant chick. I wish he'd stick to being online so we could get in some quality gaming time! HO! I'M TALKING TO YOU BITCH!
11.21.07 2:20 am -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: Testing this shit I'm not for sure if this font shit'll work and shit...
Yar it worked out just fine. Looks a little goofy, but I'll make Nick fix the bugs.
6 -...:::2GG Comics:::... Subject: ZOMG Thoughts:
11.21.07 1:56 am This rules so fucking hard Alright.
Got the new news system up, and I'm going to post the old shit up and
shit. Some other noteworthy changes to the site are I added a funny
images space, and a links space so we can link to shit. Will probably
add even more links as I go on. Nick's gonna get a kick out of this
-EDIT: I posted the old shit :)
Comics:::... Subject: the old
11.21.07 2:08 am posties 11/20/2007
11:50 PM Central
Finally got around to making a new comic! To think it's been
over 2 months since I last updated! AHAHAHAHA!!! *sobs* Anyway,
I thought of a few good comics when I was at work, so here's one! As if
anyone'll read it... Nick and Aaron should appreciate it, though.
Bastards did that shit without me. I've decided that I should
at least do comics until we find an artist that'll actually COMMIT to
drawing for us, that way you all can be entertained by our stupidity!
9/11/2007 6:25 PM Central
I've made a discovery! Stay away from the explosm.net forums.
The comics are funny, but the admins of the site are morons. Along with
3/4 of the people on the forums. Yes, the same forum go-ers who suggest
masturbation as a wonderful story idea for the interactive stories DARE
to call me stupid. And the mods... they don't even know their own
rules. Here's the rule I supposedly broke: Never post a
pornographic/offensive picture in any of the forums. Link to it and
give a warning. Now, here's the actual post they gave me the infraction
for. Verbatum: Warning: Do not click this link unless you like watching
infections being drained.
And then they edited it, took out the link, AND the warning
and gave me an infraction. Yeah. REALLY intelligent. They
just prove every point I've ever made about the human race being
populated by morons. I hope they choke and die. Seriously. And they
gave me three points for apparently posting a pointless post which
wasn't pointless because I actually wanted an opinion on that
particular thing. Here's to explosm. May their site get hacked.
9/1/2007 10:13 AM Central
Nick is supposed to come visit in November, because he's
apparently too gay to get me a birthday gift, even though I made him
that badass comic for his birthday. It took a whole minute out of my
time damn it! Two minutes if you count the time it takes to upload and
update and shit. Anyway, I've long established repeatedly that he
prefers the same sex over the opposite, which should be obvious by now
if you know him. I didn't make another comic yet because, well, I'm
lazy. However, this little tidbit is worth a news post, at least. http://maddox.xmission.com/ He's an opinionated asshole, and I find him hilarious, and
quite often right. If anyone from DBBZV actually reads this comic, they
should find some corrolation with his assholeness and mine. His page is
worth at least a few shits and giggles. I should also mention the site
I found it on. http://explosm.net, a funny web comic for those of us
with a slightly twisted side. Anyway, my laziness is overcoming me. Go
away and send me money or something.
7/26/2007 11:21 PM Central
I miss her and it sucks.
7/21/2007 12:32 AM Central
Working on adding an auto update script because I'm too lazy
to edit 3 pages per comic. That and it'll make it easier for our artist
to post new comics. Got the script up and shit, we're just
perfectificating it. Yes. That's a word. Because I said it is. If you
doubt me, you hate cookies. I'm too lazy to post a link so here's the
address of the viewer. http://2ggcomics.com/comic/index.php >.> I posted a link anyway cuz it's clicking 2
buttons. Did you copy and paste? HAHA! I WIN! I OWN YOUR SOUL NOW!
>.> I love you people for that. Gimme a kiss.
DO IT! DO IT NOW! >.>
You're just jealous. I rule. I am the Cookie Overlord!
AHAHAHAHAHA! Damn. Eyes are all blurry and shit. >.>
7/19/2007 5:55 AM Central
Attention! Nick likes manbutts!
Oh yeah... We got an artist. Finally.
5/15/2007 12:49 AM Central
RaWr! ANOTHER CHEAP STICK FIGURE COMIC! >.>
Typical... I come close to killing him, then Nick comes in
and takes the final blow xD
5/14/2007 2:01 AM Central
Posted another cheap stick figure comic done in paint. Hey.
At least this one doesn't involve a fart joke *nod nod*
4/28/2007 6:05 PM Central
Posted a new comic. Kind of a hint as to what's to come next
4/24/2007 1:45 AM Central
This amuses me so deal with it. Also, it's a tribute to
Kristen *nod nod* Cuz I'm an ass
4/20/2007 2:01 AM Central
HAPPY 4/20! Anyway, this is quite cool in its coolness *nod
bleh, I can't get it to work so you'll have to click here
4/19/2007 12:01 AM Central
Two things. Nick is gay, and we have an artist
Met somebody through a forum on Inverloch, who introduced me
to this girl who loves to draw Anywho... I'm gonna rewrite the
scripts from memory cuz I think I stuck em on my flash drive, and I'm
going to require NICK'S input on even more scripts. I can only actually
remember one or two of them. Haven't decided if I want the comics to be
in the order of the stuff that happened, or just random stuff. We don't
really have a major plot line as of yet, as most of the shit we did
together was just completely random based on how bored we were and
whatever flammable objects we had handy. More soon
4/15/2007 7:37 PM Central
Posted a sequel to the birthday gift comic that Nick sent me.
Just a cheap ripoff comic >.> the bitch. Stealin my ideas
>.> LOL. Until we get an actual artist, I'm afraid cheap
stick figure comics is all we're going to be doing They're slightly
entertaining though. Also, somebody good with PHP would be nice, so we
could do an automatic update script, cuz we're lazy like that, and PHP
gives me a headache. Took us forever just to get the forum up. Anyway,
if you're interested in either job, email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
4/13/2007 12:59 AM Central
Made a cheap stick figure comic in paint, just for Nick's
birthday gift. Also, I was bored. And I love cookies. Just gotta say
this too... HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLISON! Anyway... Read the
comic. Still need an artist. I'm not going to ALWAYS be bored. Wait.
That's a lie. I'm always bored. And Nick will always be a bitch. With a
vagina growing in his forehead from being skullfucked too much. Ho.
4/12/2007 10:04 PM Central
Today be Aaron's birthday. The poser. >.> Happy
birthday ho. Maybe I'll shoot you before the door opens sometime soon
again. On another note, we needeth an artistethetheth. If
you would like to draw for the comic, my e-mail is email@example.com
E-mail me and maybe send me some examples of your fine works
of art and stuffs, or just ask for my AIM, MSN, or Yahoo. Whatever
Back to playing Rumble Roses XX! w00t!
PS Was Nick's birthday on the 7th. Happy birthday
you alcoholic druggy whore slut cunt bitchface poopymonsterheadpants
1/12/2007 11:43 PM Pacific
Ugh... the forum is now online. HOORAH BITCHES!
1/9/2007 6:32AM Pacific
Finally finished the template.. I threw out several before
deciding.. fuck it... let's just keep it basic... and by basic I mean
html wise.. cause I am teh suk. I could use some photoshop skills
Also... seeing as most of you won't ever see it... click here
to see the "most badass 404 you've ever seen"
1/8/2007 3:50 AM
Made a board... you can access it through here or click the
link in the menu.
1/1/2007 12:38 AM
I'm having trouble setting up an automatic update PHP script
so atm I'm making the comics their own individual pages, and they're
just sprite comics I did for fun awhile back.